Kitten tries to steal dog’s tongue.

(Source: lestradetheauror)

Lolol

brynnasaurus:

Just a reminder that sometimes life is beautiful

He’s funnier and prettier in drag than me, it’s not fair.

ihollered:

fearno-evil:

dopeindie:

lmfaooo im done im done lmfaooooo

lmao white ppl

LMAO

(Source: reclusively)

I like that the V and the R are shaky. As much as I know I should get it touched up, I don’t want the imperfections to change. (Taken with instagram)

krs10vray:

magdyel:

The rain can’t stop the Swaagggg!

#BEASTMODE

#ALLDAYEVERYDAY

Sometimes I forget the fact that I love literally everything about my school and then Swagman.

quickflint:

Somewhere between 1940-1990.

lolololol

(Source: hamishmash)

fuckyeahtattoos:

I just got this tattoo done today, though I have wanted it for a while. It’s the ending line of the movie Black Swan. I love the movie and it inspires me so much. The film is one of few movies I can watch over and over and enjoy every minute. Its a true piece of theatrical art. The closing lines mean so much to me because I have always been self conscious. I got it as a reminder that there is and always will be something, at least one thing, in my life that is somehow perfect. So I got it to look at and reflect on the perfect things in my life, past and present, and cheer myself up.

Uh, did we see the same movie?

is siri the new clever bot? does she know clever bot??

omg I should ask her.

EDIT: She took it in a strange philosophical way:

Me: Do you know clever bot?

Siri: I never really thought about it.

Me: Do you know SmarterChild?

Siri: This is about you, not me.

Someone’s evading my questions…

Conversations with Siri (Taken with instagram)

pleatedjeans:

First World Problems Cat

Maxwell.