February 2010
WORLD NEWS NIGHTLY UPDATE
- I am hungry but have no direct game plan about what to eat so I’m not going to go downstairs until I know.
- I am a busy bitch, okay? I don’t make time for assholes I don’t even like in the first place. I have a life. I have a job. I have classes and friends. I like all of them more than I like you. Yes, I even like my job more than I like you.
- I just fought with my...
$4.95
seesheflies:
= the price of “Speechless” sheet music. Tempting…
DO IT DO IT
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ugh
i have so much to do that i don’t want to because i feel like shit. :C
buuuh. so much to do this upcoming week but all i want to do is sleep and cry about it. lol
January 2010
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or or or...
If I had a super power. Like…telekinesis. If someone did or said anything unfavorable, GUESS WHO HAS A BRICK FLYING TOWARDS THEIR FACE while I stand there coolly, smirking slightly.
You won’t like me when I’m angry.
Oh, and then I could do that badass thing Sylar does on Heroes where he like reaches out and slowly squeezes his fist and they’re UP AGAINST A WALL...
D:
I’m crawling in my SKIN with BOREDOM. Lit review is my least favorite thing of all time and it’s all I’ve been doing at work for a month… I’m going to explode. Actually, I’m going to go get coffee and a pastry and then I’m going to watch heroes and lit review at the same time.
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I'm at large group for my fellowship and writing...
Amanda: lmao at the fact
Amanda: that i just wrote the phrase "female genitalia"
Amanda: while there's some prayer going down up there
Emily: lul
Amanda: god was like "oh that's nice, thank you-- amanda, cut it out. amanda, really?"
Amanda: "sry god"
Emily: LOL
Amanda: "nhien is up here saying nice things and you're over here writing about genitalia?"
fridayfridayfriday
plzplzplz
Pandora
I’m going to have to ask you to not play The Goo Goo Dolls all over my John Mayer station, please. Especially not cheesy shit like Better Days.
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Celebrity Photobombers!
This is making me lol way too much. I would have just linked to the Huffington Post, but the comments on ONTD are too good.
amanda is an old japanese man. (NOW YOU ALL KNOW...
arobbsteaksauce: OH MYHERITAGE
arobbsteaksauce: i see your reasoning
wickedaznidol: do tell
arobbsteaksauce: behind larry king and all these other gentlemen
arobbsteaksauce: it's the glasses
wickedaznidol: lol
wickedaznidol: ah
arobbsteaksauce: RUDE
arobbsteaksauce: though no explanation for mr. japanese man
arobbsteaksauce: except that he's my grandfather
wickedaznidol: you could be my grandpa
wickedaznidol: we're all asian
wickedaznidol: clearly
arobbsteaksauce: HAHA
arobbsteaksauce: LOL IDEK, but i like it
wickedaznidol: oh hey, wikipedia's calling kenzo tange one of the most important modern architects. so at least you're famous.
arobbsteaksauce: yeah i'm pretty legit
wickedaznidol: you're also dead
arobbsteaksauce: shh, lies
arobbsteaksauce: i just decided to change my life
arobbsteaksauce: so i staged my death
wickedaznidol: clever
arobbsteaksauce: i'm a genius
arobbsteaksauce: oh damn
arobbsteaksauce: i designed the hiroshima peace memorial museum
wickedaznidol: good job!
arobbsteaksauce: thank you
arobbsteaksauce: haha
arobbsteaksauce: okay this old japanese man needs his rest
arobbsteaksauce: i will talk to you tomorrowww
wickedaznidol: byeee
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“…The cat was there — in sunny weather — stretched at full...”
– Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson
well
If lunch time starts at 12, we might as well leave at 11:45… and if we’re leaving at 11:45, we might as well go to lunch at 11:30… but really, we might as well just go at 11. Actually, why don’t we just not go to work ever again? Agreed. Motion passed. I’m down.
I feel like that’s the thought process going down in the head of the people that work at the...
la vida moderna, de acuerdo con el libro de...
seesheflies:
Si uno fuma cigarrillos Marlboro,… Si uno bebe vinos caros,… Si uno fuma marihuana,… Si uno puede beber mucho whisky sin emborracharse,… Si uno juega con frecuencia en los casinos,… Si uno tiene relaciones sexuales con muchas personas diferentes,… Si uno inhala cocaína,… Si uno se droga con éxtasis (heroína),…
It just keeps getting worse and worse haha.
The answer to everything,...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(617): college “breaks” should be renamed “reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place”
THISSS.
you know what i love?
I love that I’m a journalism major (read: i am a student of writing). I love that because it’s really unfortunate that I still have ridiculous grammar issues from time to time.
IS IT “ME AND BLAHBLAH’S OBJECT” OR “BLAHBLAH AND MY OBJECT?”
I’m going insane. I’m pretty sure it’s Me and BlahBlah’s object, but it just...
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:O
I was outside for a total of 7 minutes in between my place of employment and the student center and i am SOAKED THROUGH. YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO CRY BECAUSE CONDITIONS AREN’T 100% THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE? That’s me right now.
Because I am wet.
And my socks are wet.
And I know I’ma have to be back out there in a little bit.
BUH. Starbucks, I...
my mind
is officially blown. :)
UUUH.
Tornado warnings when you’re about to leave work and you live in Southern California make for a really surreal day.
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Rainy monday mornings sans classes = yes.
John Mayer Pandora station + tea and shredded wheat + bed + Joseph Mitchell.
It’s the way to be. (Though the Joseph Mitchell is homework, but I kinda love him so it’s okay.)